DOTLAN EveMaps

u'TB0MB is a pro-weedbrain juice cycle guild focused on the three V\'s:

\xb7 Vascularity
\xb7 Volume
\xb7 Vitamins

Listen fucko if you\'re not pumping 300mg of T-Bomb don\'t even bother applying, you\'ll be instantly anti-vouched and hand delivered a Stone Cold Stunner by my boy Rocko who happens to be a 26" bicep, yolked out, genetic mutant of proportions never witnessed by humanity. If you\'re not popping supplements until your nuts turn into pistachios and you eat them for protein, don\'t even try to get in, because chances are two or three of the brolic hash warriors in this joint will likely Tombstone Piledrive your father into the waterbed and have their way with him. If you\'re not screaming, "YEAH BUDDY," every five seconds while easily delivering one handed pushups with a monster truck on your back, let\'s just say that any future contact with this organization will result in five or six ooze chugging Teenage Mutant Ninja Gorillas forcing a 10g dab into your windpipe through a 2000 degree rig causing your lungs to instantly vaporize into a cloud of green, THC scented Febreeze.

USTZ Contact: Eukaryotic
EUTZ Contact: Jean Leaner
AUTZ Contact: FasTraGe '